Total Medals Earned: 845 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,905 Points
Medals Earned: 6/10 (220/495 points)
Achieve Corporal rank
Complete 10 missions
Burn 25 enemy troops
Stab 30 enemies
Complete Normal Mode
Achieve Colonel rank
Kill 30 enemies with barrel explosion
Cover 800 meters in the car in one run
Cover 2500 meters in one run
Unlock all perks
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the rocket ship.
Find the secret temple.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/165 points)
87% or more in reactions
90% or more in perception
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Kill 50 bunnies.
Use 500 bullets.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (190/320 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect every single achievement!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (65/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Collect 20 crates in one match
Get a 3x multikill
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
