Total Medals Earned: 845 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,905 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/335 points)
SMASH a bat with blocks
Catch that ELUSIVE cookie!
Collect the SHINY peridot!
Collect the SHINY ruby!
Collect the SHINY amethyst!
Eat the DELICIOUS cake!
Reach the top of the cave!
Reach the top without dying ONCE!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Checking The Game
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Finishing Level 15
Finishing Level 24
Medals Earned: 13/20 (150/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Pass first 5 tests
Pass first 10 tests
Pass first 15 tests
Pass first 25 tests
Pass first 20 tests
Pass first 30 tests
Pass first 35 tests
Pass all 40 tests
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/220 points)
Have a total of 10 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 hunt quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 errand quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Exca-Grade weapon *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Grade 30 Student *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Graduate 30 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Win 10 tournaments *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach 600G/Week income *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Kill the Apprentice *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Finish Year 1 Perfectly *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/120 points)
Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 10/14 (380/490 points)
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Unlock the chainsaw
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
